A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.