Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
by CircumCy October 18, 2020
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by Ijustwantanameplsplspls January 05, 2018
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
A university which is racist and discriminates against non-bahrainis. A university where you actually must hunt for a good doctor otherwise you're fucked. Everywhere you go, you'll see a wave of black abayas and they nearly always take all the seats in the bus and if you're a male, you'll have to wait for the next bus. A university where people smoke in front of the "no smoking" sign. Its cheap tho...
Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.
Oh almost forgot, no one knows how to drive here.
Guy 1: You going to apply to University of Bahrain after school?
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.
Guy 2: I don't know man, I heard they're racist but it's cheap as fuck.
by BitchBad123 February 22, 2020

