United States is better than you!
by fjdka;js July 17, 2006
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why the united states owns:
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.
theres more, but i cant think of the right now
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.
theres more, but i cant think of the right now
by frediopolis October 13, 2005
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The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.
Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.
by SlickSerpent99 September 23, 2017
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the US, founded on the basis of "Freedom". The only country where you can become the most powerful man in the world.
by ass blaster September 12, 2003
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A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.
Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?
Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?
Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?
Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
by Diddle'erkneecaps October 22, 2010
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The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Lacks:
-Free Healthcare
-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)
-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN
-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)
-Peacekeeping
-Eviromental Laws
-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)
-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)
-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.
Has:
-Strong enough military to protect us
-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)
-Hollywood (w00t)
-T.V. Stations.
-The Interweb.
we just need to get along :D
US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH
JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.
Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
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This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
---
can i hear a w00t?
Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.
Girl: Whats that?
Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.
Girl: O congrats
Rick : By the way what do u study
Girl : World Politics.
Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?
Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!
Rick: What do you teach?
Professor: Geography.
----
This Actually happened to me
At niagra Falls
american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?
Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck
American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?
Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)
American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.
Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*
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can i hear a w00t?
by Proud to be CANADIAN! January 30, 2008
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