Unique nowadays means making yourself look like a Hot Topic hair product poster child.

A fine ass girl who is supportive and dummy thicc and she is a baddie but she can be mean at sometimes,she is a good girlfriend and sometimes gets in trouble for no reason at all

when ya dick gets cut off

Utterly fucked. Terribly sad. Unjust. Awful. Devastating.

Source:

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

something that hardly exists anymore

When a lesbian attempts to give a guy a blowjob and chunders all over his shaft.

Refers to someone who says unique shit all the time, being extra pretentious or trying too hard to fit in