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A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.

A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.

Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.

Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
Mrs Johnson is a unicorn provider
by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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