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Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.
Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.
by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020