Sex so terrible that you feel like you've become a virgin
"Cameron was so terrible, I've basically been unfucked."
by The Hoely One December 30, 2014
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Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.
Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.
by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015
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Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009
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To correct a situation, or yourself if necessary.
"You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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Resolving a previously fucked up situation. Like an undo or back button.
Where's the unfuck button?
by hopkins December 20, 2003
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