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Someone who is plain, they are not totally ugly, but they aren't that attractive either. Mainly used to describe physical appearance but can also be used to describe a person's character, personality, or lifestyle.
"Well, he's not that unfortunate."
by Original_Ashley December 09, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.
Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.
by raskolnikov, PhD. April 07, 2007
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n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.
Pity the unfortunates.
by Bagpuss August 15, 2003
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the act of being sad and pathetic in the eyes of others. Ridiculous attention whore with poor appearance and an upsetting lifestyle. This adjective often describes someone who is not contributing positively to society.
Her appearance is rather "unfortunate."
by Sophia Bussssssshhhhhh June 19, 2011
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Future teen girl squad death; used when so and so is squashed by a billboard with the word unfortunate on it.
"Kapwang" accompanies the death
by andyfellovernet April 07, 2003
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Someone who is attractive, adorable, cute, and beautiful in appearance. But has no friends, no confidence, & no luck , period.
The cutest person ever is also the most "unfortunate".
by WildFoxx March 10, 2014
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