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When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
by socaljdb24 January 23, 2011
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Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 11, 2009
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To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
by defiti June 03, 2006
5
being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.
by Salvatori Vitali September 07, 2007