some girl who just sent me a valentine but looks far too pretty:
I'm undressing. Wanna watch?

Me: NEIN NEIN NEIN
All the Other Young Boys: heart eyes
she then shoots a valentine's arrow at me, poking me but turning me into a pedophile too

Me, struck dumb: AHHH, THE UNDRESSING...THE SENSATIONS........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----

After...
Me: AARRGH!! YOU HAVE CHESTICLES??!! AIEEE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, NEIN! NEIN! AND STILL, NEIN!
AND YOU HAVE THAT HOOHAA AS WELL?? oh god....

Her: huh?

Me:

you utter jessica! YOU CAN'T BE LIKE THIS! OUT, DARNED SPOT!!
*RUNS AWAY*

then there was a boy who looked just like me, except his shirt was different and he still wore glasses
That Boy: ahhhh, i really wanna have intercourse with ye

BRITTANY, THE UNDRESSED FEMALE YEETER: you wanna do it?
yeeh...

Then, I had a nightmare in bed... and it was about me having the "triple-x" with that Brittany... OMG.

'Cause it's beautiful

Ooh, you make me feel undressable

(#Beautiful by Mariah Carey)

i am undressing; wanna watch?

Shareef: Yo, son, come through wit tha undresser.I got some fools that need blastin on.

Troy: Iight, nigga. Hoody Hooooooooo

Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...

Kyle is looking at Catherine while mental undressing her.

john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress