-- Hey, did you see that black guy with blonde hair singing country with the deep voice?
-- Yea, I swear it was a spotting of the magical Barry Underwood.
-- Yea, I swear it was a spotting of the magical Barry Underwood.
by Daddy UW October 31, 2012
by unknown person sksksksk October 27, 2019
a sudden, surprising and non-consensual hand job
Did you hear Kevin Spacey got fired from House of Cards? Apparently he gave some PA a frank underwood while he was driving him to set.
by NetflixNJill November 5, 2017
That girl in the bar singing loudly and terribly into her pool cue to every song that comes on the jukebox...convinced that she's Carrie Underwood.
by DawgRider October 14, 2014
The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.
Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."
You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.
by Shan-na-no January 10, 2009
Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).
Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?
by Julia Hope February 25, 2008
a stupid ugly whore who won american idol and didnt deserve to win. she is a discusting bottled blonde skank who is a country singer wanna be she also used to have a job as a stripper what a cunt
by Stupid cunt June 12, 2005