He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.
by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
by pentozali July 31, 2007
similarly to coming out of the closet, being βunder the tableβ is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?
girlfriend 2: shh, iβm under the table right now so i donβt get hate crimes
girlfriend 2: shh, iβm under the table right now so i donβt get hate crimes
by π s t r a w b e r r y π January 26, 2021
by Light Joker May 21, 2006
A term coined by user βmr. floofβ on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. Itβs usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: βBabe, why wonβt you hold my hand?β
Girlfriend 2: βShh, Iβm under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.β
Girlfriend 2: βShh, Iβm under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.β
by π s t r a w b e r r y π January 28, 2021
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