When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.
While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.
by K.C.B. October 30, 2017
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When a cuckold (male spouse) is laying flat underneath his wife or spouse (usually in a 69 position) while she is getting rammed by a bull (other male)
Me and the misses just tried the under cuck the other night and the view was fantastic!
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids November 29, 2015
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Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.
I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids November 29, 2015
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Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.
by Cross67 September 26, 2014
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