He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.
by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004
by pentozali July 31, 2007
by Light Joker May 21, 2006
similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?
girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021
An open but confusing sexual orientation.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
by Under the Table September 25, 2008
A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021