The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

what you call it when you find a streak of poop in your underwear.

This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.

Basically translates to 'netflix and some beers' from swiss german.
'Und' is the german term for 'and' while 'pabio' is slang for 'paar bier' which again translates to 'some beers'.
Commonly used by groups of guys (2-4 male youngsters) to describe an activity similar to the well-known and (in-)famous netflix and chill, whereby it's important to mention that there's no sexual activity whatsoever, in fact it's all about chilling for real.
So if your homie invites you to 'netflix und pabio', he probably just wants to hangout in the evening of a regular weekday, drink a casual 2-3 litres of beer and watch some netflix show with you, no need to worry (that's not gay at all). Even though the movement is yet in an early stage it's gaining popularity fast all over Switzerland and Europe. Drinking some beers and watching some netflix with your mate(s) will help you ease heartache, forget your problems and bond with your bro(s).

Therefore my conclusion: Join the movement, spread the word.

A German war game.

The definition of GOD

What someone says in a discord when you post a picture in #general instead of #memes-und-media, which is supposed to say #memes-and-media but it doesnt