The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.
I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.
by mv8652 December 21, 2012
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When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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When you wank so much that when you do have a wank when you come to the point of ejaculation it feels like your cum is going back into your balls and your bellend hurts
OMG! I just had a wank and it felt like I was uncumming WTF?!?
by Fin_Chin January 01, 2021
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Sylvia: You came in me?!?
Dax: Don’t worry, I’ll just uncum.
by humphreyisasmelker September 02, 2021
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