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unable to do anything with either hand.
Dad: Hey Son, I need you to help me work on the roof today.

Son: Nah, you know I can't help you, Dad, remember I unbidextrous.
by negative nine March 22, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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unable to use either hand well
(Jordan and Jason see a homeless man on the street)

Jason: Dude, I gotta go rub one out.

Jordan: Need some help? I *know* you're unbidextrous.
by negative nine March 07, 2011
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