a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.