SHE IS SO UM I HATE HER SHE CAN’T STOP SAYING UM AAHH I HATE HER SO MUCH!!

omg she is such a UM !!!!! I hate her she is so ugly D:

Person 1: Should an orange be sliced or peeled?
Person 2: um
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: um
Person 1: You never ate an orange before?
Person 2: um = urmom
Person 1: ...

Person 1: Did you actually have seggs with that girl
Person 2: um
Person 1: omg he actually did it rofl
Person 2: um = urmom, also I did not

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

Phil: yow gewin um aar kid?
Dave: I am, arr.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?