Urban Dictionary: um

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by Pipion June 17, 2018

You don’t just look up “um” on U.D. So you probably looked it up for one of these reasons

1: you have no social life and was bored. 2. You were looking up something highly inappropriate and someone walked in 3. You are really weird 4. You are a boomer and thought this was a real dictionary which it is not 5. You are a alien trying to discover the human life form

by Im a human December 04, 2019

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A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 03, 2013

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Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

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A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 06, 2007

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Whenever you have a fart bubble stuck in your vaxhole or the head of your face

Mom:did you leave the door open?

You:"um.....no"

by Dodo bird March 23, 2021

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A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.

Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"

by MajorMusic March 16, 2020

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