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someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale
by nubesLas January 15, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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