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Someone who disapproves of anything sexually said.
Bro I got head last night! - Guy 1
Dude, just stop - Ultra Virgin
by HERdsadawdasdawsda May 10, 2018
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Someone who has yet to partake in any events of sexual, romantic, and/or scandalous nature by the time said person reaches their senior year in high school, at the time events as such should be expected to already have happened

Above and beyond terms such as virgin and supervirgin
"Dude, Frederick looks at all of those girls and talks to them, but never gets with any one of them, and he easily could. I think he's an ultravirgin."
by vfortierre45 June 01, 2009
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A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.
Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!
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