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Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.
You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day
by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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