A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide

The Ukulele is a four stringed instrument that resembles a guitar but instead of 6 strings it has 4. Which, in no way, makes it less important. There are many variations of shapes, sizes, and colors if you are looking into buying a ukulele

a child-sized guitar that obese Hawaiian's and secretly gay men play when they are tempted to eat cheeseburgers or think of man love.

Small "guitar" from hawaii. Sounds gay and oh so irritating.