Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Underage-Juice

14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.

under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the table

pronounced huge without the h
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
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-Noun
The acronym given to two people who happen to go to school together and possibly like each other, used primarily by their friends.