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Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.
by sunwithfaceclap June 23, 2019
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Underage-Juice
14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.
14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.
'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."
"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"
"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"
by swordfish49 April 05, 2010
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under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the table
by getsome5000 June 07, 2009
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pronounced huge without the h
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!
by BENessieCullen January 18, 2009
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-Noun
The acronym given to two people who happen to go to school together and possibly like each other, used primarily by their friends.
The acronym given to two people who happen to go to school together and possibly like each other, used primarily by their friends.
by Matacavage October 23, 2019