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The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.
Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
by Putroka December 29, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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