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Ultra Fucking Wide Angle
When you're shooting real estate interiors, sometimes a place looks like fucking crap and the only way to make it look ok is to put the 14mm lens on and stand in the corner of the room.
When you're shooting real estate interiors, sometimes a place looks like fucking crap and the only way to make it look ok is to put the 14mm lens on and stand in the corner of the room.
Real estate agent: Can you make this room look nice even though there's vomit and cat shit on the floor?
Photographer: Sure, I'll just use my UFWA lens and the room will look huge and you won't be able to see any details.
Photographer: Sure, I'll just use my UFWA lens and the room will look huge and you won't be able to see any details.
by Simon the photographer October 24, 2015
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Ultra Fucking Wide Angle - Some photographers who have no fucking clue what Composition is, especially in Real Estate Photography, so they use the widest angle possible, which looks terrible 99% of the time. Anything over (or under depending on how you look at it) 20mm effective length is considered UFWA. When the walls start to curve or bow, you know they used an UFWA lens.
That dumbass photographer pulled out his UFWA lens for this crap shot.
"How did he capture the ceiling and his feet?", "Oh, he used his UFWA lens, what a jackass."
What do you call a lens shorter than 20mm? UFWA, duh.
"How did he capture the ceiling and his feet?", "Oh, he used his UFWA lens, what a jackass."
What do you call a lens shorter than 20mm? UFWA, duh.
by LaughingManArt December 15, 2016