A tiny town in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere that is secretly the headquarters of K.U.R.A.T. (kruel underworld realm of anarchism and terrorism)(oh, by the by, Estonians can't spell). Also the bear casterating capital of the world.
see also:estonian

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower