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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

University College Dublin,
The largest university in Ireland.
With 60 percent of people pretending to be someone who they are not.
The other 40 percent are the nicest people you can meet

The best damn college in Dublin.

UCD is an underrated university who currently holds the rank of the 42nd best University in the United States according to US News. It is ranked number 4 within the University of California system behind UCB, UCLA and UCSD. UCD currently is also ranked as the 3rd best veterinary school in the nation according to US News.

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UCD is the proof that a perfectly good college can be completely ruined by the introduction of semesterisation.