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"She was complaining, you didn't spend enough money on her present"
"Stupid UBOT"

"Spolied brat ain't nothin but a UBOT"
by WAITTHERESMORE!! December 18, 2014
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Useless Bag Of Tits. Used to refer to clueless females who prove time and time again through words and actions that they clearly have no brain.

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"She just popped the hood on her car to add oil and poured it all over the engine. What a UBOT."
by Johnny_Jackass April 11, 2018
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