I've travelled all over the word, and air seems to be pretty ubiquitous

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

a) Yo, I ran train on that ho down in LA last week; shit, that bitch is frickin' ubiquitous!

b) I'm spreadin' the word about this bay weed. We're tryin'a make this shit ubiquitous!

I can't get a date anymore because my stalker ex-girlfriend is always popping up like an ubiquitous psycho.

I want my words on urbandictionary.com to be ubiquitous, definition b), not esoteric

"Did you see that fight yesterday?"
"Yea, she ubiquitous'd her good."

The ubiquitous little ants are annoying