When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
by Mainiyak September 28, 2021
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A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”
by Flying-Dutchman April 08, 2021
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Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021
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When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.
Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."
by animaee September 08, 2019
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When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.
Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???
by Big berry 1 September 07, 2018
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An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"

"No, I can't because I have work."

"That's uber uncool man."
by Aleleekhall December 29, 2017
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Dude is your unkle an Uber Unkle, because all he does is sit by his computer all day long?
by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010
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