the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021
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When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
by joepour December 18, 2015
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Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.
DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"
by tee cue34 February 24, 2008
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an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 04, 2020
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A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.
Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch
by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019
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Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.
"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"
by Journ April 02, 2008
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