The ultimate in nerdnisity; nerdus maximus

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.

He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.

The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.

A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.

A person who is constantly on the internet and refuses to leave their computer.