the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

N. Compound with two subsets:
(1) OO'-ber: Extreme; Supreme; Ultimate; Being in or attaining the greatest or highest degree; very intense.
(2) GOO'-ber: (slang) Term of endearment for 'Friend'; A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

A total social inept.

from the german uber - meaning over
& eng.slang goober meaning hick, dork,chin drooler.

one who engages in meaningless pursuits

a man known for having a long, girthy penis