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the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
by yaboy May 22, 2006
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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N. Compound with two subsets:
(1) OO'-ber: Extreme; Supreme; Ultimate; Being in or attaining the greatest or highest degree; very intense.
(2) GOO'-ber: (slang) Term of endearment for 'Friend'; A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
Mark J. Peters is THE UberGoober.
by : ) April 11, 2003
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(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober
"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates
by midgetben August 11, 2005
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A total social inept.

from the german uber - meaning over
& eng.slang goober meaning hick, dork,chin drooler.
He passed wind in her general direction,laughing at her cries of "What an Ubergoober."
by terry shea February 15, 2005
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one who engages in meaningless pursuits
My semiotics professot is the ubergoober.
by ubergoober December 07, 2002
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a man known for having a long, girthy penis
yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!
by sickko July 05, 2007
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