When you want to insult someone with "piece of shit" and "gay" but you can't decide which one to use.

Frequently used by sub 70 IQ troglodytes on websites such as youtube. Often accompanied with broken english, bad grammar and incoherent sentences.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.