Urban Dictionary: u cant touch this

u cant touch this

A song that is used to mock someone when they missed you with something.

Person 1:Crap I missed
Person 2: U cant touch this
Person 1: Shut up

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u cant touch this

Mockery when someone missed you with a projectile or something.

Person 1: Why do I always miss?
Person 2: U cant touch this

*starts a coreograph with a gang*
Person 1: Kill yourself.

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