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A song that is used to mock someone when they missed you with something.
Person 1:Crap I missed
Person 2: U cant touch this
Person 1: Shut up
by Mr. Quagglecheck June 01, 2017
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Mockery when someone missed you with a projectile or something.
Person 1: Why do I always miss?
Person 2: U cant touch this

*starts a coreograph with a gang*
Person 1: Kill yourself.
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A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
by fc2078 January 04, 2021
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