When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 15, 2011
Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
by agdfgargaeg March 21, 2018
Me: You're pretty and kind and that's not even the best thing about you
Wejdan: Awww🙄🙄 thx.
Me: You're my type
Wejdan: Awww🙄🙄 thx.
Me: You're my type
by Faris1996 July 26, 2021
The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.
It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'
'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez April 10, 2012

