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an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways
Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!
by none January 15, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda
gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing
by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017
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The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.
"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."
by english.muffin July 31, 2012
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The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"
by Sally Joe November 17, 2007
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the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys
typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?
by letusbeus December 02, 2006
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A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
by Joshua James October 11, 2006
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