The pale kid who, ironically, thinks he's black. Better known as white lightning for his unpleasant speed at sex. Son of the overachieving australian dad who is disappointed in his son. His only friend at school is his 9th grade english teacher, mrs. G. He thinks squash is the best sport when literally nobody has heard of it. He also sucks at everything he tries. This went faster downhill than a Boeing 747.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A gay kid who has crushes on girls he doesn’t have a chance with.