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A turd that comes out of your poop bird while you twerk
"Damn, Jerry, girls twerking while naked seemed so dope before they dropped all those twurds."
by Dr. Balls 3000 September 12, 2013
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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this word can be used as an insult and is used to be slightly mean to others
oi u twurd what do you think your doing
by rachael n spanna July 09, 2006
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person that spends their time looking stupid shit up
You are a twurd, because you looked this stupid shit up
by Krisp Boi Kreme March 08, 2018
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Tweeting or texting shit while on the toilet. A brain fart posted on social media.
Roseanne Barr blamed Ambien for her racist twurds.

What is our President doing Twurding in the middle of the night?
by OffLeash2017 May 30, 2018
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