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n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.
Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.
by krees_mon March 21, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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An acronym meaning "Time Wasted on Useless Detail". Commonly used in reference to men in gyms applying "bro science".
Just get your daily recommended protein. Making sure sure you get it right after you workout is TWUD.
by JohnShoemaker July 21, 2019
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'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.
'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'
by DellBoy15 April 05, 2009
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