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v. a female version of a blumpkin or

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit
fat jack walks in the bathroom and sees michaela dropping a big old mud monkey and knowing how much he loves her butthole he walks over and eats her out while she is shitting or giving her a twotkin
by Fatty Jack Burke June 09, 2009
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