Twoot

v. - to tweet your fart

Joesph: (pff) Oh, i gotta go twoot that.

by TheHaloReacher July 27, 2011

Twooted

1. When you've been online so long you have to fart.

2. Having to 'poot' while on twitter.

gosh, i think i just twooted, someone open a window!!

Billy had gas, i think he just twooted.. he's been on twitter to long!

by vampire_addict April 1, 2009

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 4, 2013

Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.

by Dawnridge February 9, 2019