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To hit/kick something (usually a ball) hard, especially in sport, e.g. football, pool. Not really for use in fight situations, e.g. you cant say "Twont that dude in the face"
Related to the word twat, e.g. to twat a ball
In playing pool - "Just twont it"
In playing football - "Just twont it"
In playing rugby - "Twont the motherfucking ball you cunting fuck nut" etc
by Honky Cracka August 18, 2006
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009
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a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it
*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work
by Sarah Bronson March 16, 2007
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(English) Slang for Perineum (only) of female (area of skin between anus and vagina). The origin is a northern or old English contraction for "if it wasn't" and based on a joke as per example
Q: What do you call the area of skin between a woman's anus and her vagina ?
A: Her Twont

Q: Why?
A: Twont for that... her guts would fall out...

Adey: "If she's not shaved I'm never going to lick her twont..."
by Lord Poorter of Wingham April 24, 2019
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Someone who refuses to use Twitter, on account of it being for twats.
Helen Twon't, on account of not being rubbish.
by nothelen March 20, 2010
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