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a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
by plack_uk March 23, 2005
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

by DomCornerLeone July 10, 2008
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An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
by Squid December 12, 2004
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one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina
Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might
by Bob Hope February 28, 2005
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one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina
Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might
by Bob Hope February 28, 2005
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