An extremelly dopey person
God, Thomas McGecky is a right twong aint he
by Ciao Patsy March 01, 2004
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Adj, N; twonj- A more elite form of the adjective use of swag. When a person's appearance, style, confidence or overall demeanor is considered so impressive, it improves the appearance of those around him/her.
"Whoa, did you see that guy walking down the street?"
"Yeah, he's got major twonge!"
by Fumbles February 18, 2012
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Do you like Chineese food??? Well eat the TWONG!!!!!
by TFGumby May 12, 2010
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Someone or something that says something silly or is stupid.
Person 1-‘Is China is Russia?’
Person 2-‘No you twong
by Uysq June 10, 2019
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Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.
Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.
by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 22, 2011
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